Anonymous whispered, "One time i was masturbating and i just thought to myself. "What the hell" so I stuck an egg up my anus and it sucked it up like vacuum and it didn't crack either. Then like 3 days later I was in class and i was doing a walk by fart bc i thought it would be silent but then my anus projectile vomitted the egg out of my skirt in front of my crush </3"
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